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21

Sep

TLH snippet

cassandraclare:

James could see his mother moving like an anxious pale star among the guests in her lilac dress, greeting each of them warmly, welcoming them to her home. She had not glamoured herself to look her husband’s age for the evening, and she appeared enormously young, though her hair was done up like…

I love this and it hurts my soul at the same time.

We Are All Timelords

7 Year Old Me:
I HAVE to be up at 7 am to watch these shows
12 Year Old Me:
Why did I wake up at 7 am to watch shows they show after school now?
14 Year Old Me:
I have to watch these shows nightly beginning at 8 pm.
17 Year Old Me:
I have a life. I'll DVR it. And why does no one play awesome cartoons anymore?
19 Year Old Me:
I'll get the DVDs through Blockbuster.com.
21 Year Old Me:
I'LL WATCH EVERYTHING ON NETFLIX.
25 Year Old Me:
I'LL REWATCH EVERYTHING IVE EVER WATCHED EVER. TIME MEANS NOTHING. HULU. NETFLIX. *pop culture aneurism*

28

Jul

The Fault in Our Stars. In cake form. With help from @xtinarocks #tfios #thefaultinourstars  #augustuswaters #hazelgracelancaster #okay #cake #fondant #blue #white #black

The Fault in Our Stars. In cake form. With help from @xtinarocks #tfios #thefaultinourstars #augustuswaters #hazelgracelancaster #okay #cake #fondant #blue #white #black

17

Jul

cassandraclare:

People often ask what the parabatai ceremony looks like, so I asked Cassandra Jean to render Emma and Julian’s, complete with the oath and the the three rings of fire — you step from your individual ring into the shared ring, and you draw the rune on each other. Don’t try the fire part at home.

Things I Say While I'm Driving

Me:
What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me:
NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me:
Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me:
I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me:
Shit is that a cop? No.
Me:
Shit THAT is a cop.
Me:
/dinosaur screams/
Sam’s. Face. Yea. He doesn’t believe them, either.

Sam’s. Face. Yea. He doesn’t believe them, either.

socrappyicoulddie:

When you hear Peter Capaldi talk about getting so much fan-mail that he can only grab a handful and then you remember that he used to be the one sending fan-mail

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There are few things as precious in this world as Dean Winchester.

They leave. Because they should or because they find someone else. And some of them, some of them forget me. I suppose, in the end, they break my heart.

(Source: thenorthernqueens)

So Jess and I are watching GOT and this cross over happened

Me:
I feel like everyone just thinks they are heir to the iron throne. Like no one really knows who is and isn't. It's like "I think I wanna be king... You know what? I'm an heir to the throne now. Yup"
Jess:
and then Tom Riddle walks in and is like "guess who the real heir is bitches"
Me:
and then Draco pops up and is like "wait till my father hears about this"
Jess:
"Westeros has really gone to the dogs"